Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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