Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
