Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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