if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
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