wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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