I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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