im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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