So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
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My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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