thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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