At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize
