You smell like stripper and shame
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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