I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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