I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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