random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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