hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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