Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm just crazy horny about you
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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