Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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