i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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