wat bout pragnant strippers??
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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