Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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