She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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Dignity is for republicans.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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