pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
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It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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