"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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