Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
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Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
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