At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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