I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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