Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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