i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
operation have a gay friend backfired
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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