Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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