why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
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How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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