We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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