You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
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New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
is wine microwaveable?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize