So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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