i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I don't deserve a penis
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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