I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
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I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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