Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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