question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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