How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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