Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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