He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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