im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
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i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
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Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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