That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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