Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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