Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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