Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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