Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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