And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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