Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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