my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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