hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
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just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
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so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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