Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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