i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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