no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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