White coat. Heels.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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