And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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