careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
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I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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