i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
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i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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