She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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